Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...