Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...