Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.