Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!