Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...