Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....