Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...