Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...