What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
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A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
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Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...