Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...