Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...