To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
Solve the riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...