I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...