Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began…
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....