Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
A moose-quito!
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