Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
There are four basic types of chain letters: I
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Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...