I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...