Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...