Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...