The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever