Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...