A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
People with busy lives
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Old Folke’ Party Games
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...