Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...