There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...