Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...