…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...