Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
A Hippo What?
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A light meal!
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Our Peak Mental Activity
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Brain Missing
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Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
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When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
My feminine side
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If Wang made toasters…
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