Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...