A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...