Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...