Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
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Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...