Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.