Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...