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The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
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The common symptoms of swine flu
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What did the maggot say to another?
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Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...