Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
OLD NEVER DIES 10
|OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....