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The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
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If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
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How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
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Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...