Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....