Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...