Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...