A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law