Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...