Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...