Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
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Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Polygamy and…
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in...
English is a Crazy Language
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A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
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If Thinking Machines made toasters…
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His and her road trips
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