Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...