Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...