Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...