Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...