Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...