Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...