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Illinois Crazy Law
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An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
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A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
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Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
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Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...