Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Blond medical terminology
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Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...