Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...